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1.
Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.
1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.
by porpoisepal January 22, 2009