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A boy who has an unhealthy obsession with cream, in all forms. May even declare his love for cream on trains, to strangers because this passion is so deep he feels compelled to share it with those surrounding him.
"Hey did you see *ben* last night, he was completely covered in whipped cream!"
"Yeah! he was being real cream boy, wouldn't even stop doing his cream dance!"
by justalittlefish February 04, 2010