Crazy Hoe

When girls like to act crazy and start shit.
Or like to be crazy and do dumb shit that they think is tough, but really, it's just hilarious.

That crazy hoe just walked infront of my car as I was driving it, what the hell.

That crazy hoe won't let me date her ex.

Crazy Hoe by LOVE LIFE. July 19, 2010

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Crazy Hoe Posse

Same thing as a Hoe Posse, although this includes just one individual. A single skank who roams the malls or city streets and talks to herself outloud in public who suffers from multiple personalities.

Person 1."Who that crazy girl talking to herself at American eagle?"
Person 2: Oh that's just a Crazy Hoe Posse.

Crazy Hoe Posse by Meagansmartypants February 26, 2009

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Crazy Hoe Posse • hoe crazy • crazyhoe • crazy • crazy bitch • crazy frog • crazy eyes • crazy cat lady • Crazy Horse • crazy town

hoe crazy

(1) A subjective term used to describe an escort, call girl, porn star or any other sex worker who has lost grip with reality and can no longer separate her own life from her "work" life.
(2) Having an obsession with all things related to the sex industry.
(3) Being so involved in the sex industry that you can no longer have normal, intimate relationships.

"That girl is ruined. You can't date her, she's hoe crazy."
"She's been selling her ass so long, she's straight hoe crazy. She treats everyone like a trick."

hoe crazy by BBS2 September 22, 2013

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crazyhoe

A female that acts on the crazy urges that are provided by her estrogen and vagina.

After I dumped that crazyhoe, she said she was gonna kill me in my sleep.

crazyhoe by Chronblast April 16, 2003

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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