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A sharp painful turd relative to a cactii, usually caused by excess of peanuts in your diet.
I can't eat payday's anymore or I'll shitting craptus for a week
by Sir Ronald Fece' Chucker III December 06, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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The Roman God of Shit
You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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