The condition of Ed Crankshaft of trying to feed his cat, Pickles. Except Pickles sometimes does not want to be fed. This is also known as 'airplane spoon' due to Ed using the old 'airplane-into-the-hangar' trick on Pickles.
Elmer: Edward, what the heck are you doing?

Ed: I'm trying to feed the cat, but he won't eat. He's just being Crankcatted.

Roger: I've never heard of a cat being fed with a spoon!

Ed: It worked on my daughters, why can't it work for my cat?!

Pickles: (angry) Meow! I'm not having this, Ed, quit doing it!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 6, 2011
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