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Pigmontis Crallian 

A very rare disease found in middle-aged men, usually caused by Penial Disfunction or Aracnaphobia. Causes blindess, super sayian personality, yellow eyed penguin under garments and charcoal feaver.
Oh shit!, Gordons got the Pigmontis Crallian! Grab your shotgun and blow up his Chonboard!
Something of a wormhole in eastern California and western Arizona where one doesn't know which state they're in and doesn't really know how to get out.
Interestingly enough, it shares some shocking similarities with the Bermuda Triange, as aliens have been known to regularly abduct people and small planes from the area. Although they seem to do this with relative ease, humanoids, on the other hand, are prone to get sucked in, lose their sanity, wander aimlessly in the surrounding desert, and have their corpses found months later amidst the cactus and shrubs - sometimes by highway patrol officers, sometimes by said extraterrestrials.
Characterized by sand, hot weather, ugly towns, Mexicans, and an equal number of Californian license plates as Arizonan license plates.
Person 1: Where are we? California? Arizona?
Person 2: I have no idea.. Calizona, maybe?
Person 1: Ah, fuck.
calizona by |||| August 18, 2006

Zach callison 

Zach callison is a musician , singer,songwriter,actor and voice actor.And is hot he is also know as my bae
Do you know Zach callison ? Yeah he’s pretty hot

Callison'd 

When somebody walks away mid sentence showing a lack of interest in your current topic.
that mother fucker just callison'd me mid sentence
Callison'd by BoeJiden666 September 26, 2022
Something of a wormhole in eastern California and western Arizona where one doesn't know which state they're in and doesn't really know how to get out.
Interestingly enough, it shares some shocking similarities with the Bermuda Triange, as aliens have been known to regularly abduct people and small planes from the area. Although they seem to do this with relative ease, humanoids, on the other hand, are prone to get sucked in, lose their sanity, wander aimlessly in the surrounding desert, and have their corpses found months amidst the cactus and shrubs - sometimes by highway patrol officers, sometimes by said extraterrestrials.
Characterized by sand, hot weather, ugly towns, Mexicans, and an equal number of Californian license plates as Arizonan license plates.
Person 1: Where are we? California? Arizona?
Person 2: I have no idea.. Calizona, maybe?
Person 1: Ah, fuck.
calizona by |||| August 22, 2006
A lump of thing that resembles a horse. Is rideable although the lump tends to act crazy
That callion reproduces so nicely
Callion by SuperHawtHamster March 20, 2011