The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.
Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.