Urban Dictionary: Crab Fest

1.	Crab Fest
	1) A time during summer when certain seafood eateries start selling crabs to buyers in mass quantities; crabs are usually steamed and dipped in butter. 2) Whenever a MILF/whore/hooker is infested with crabs. 1) Phil: Let's go to crab fest at the restaurant down the street! Susie: I love crabs! 2) Bill: Dude, your mom is a total crab fest. I'd tap that. Tanner: ...That's nasty... buy crab fest mugs & shirts crabs milf whore hooker infested mom nasty by godzirrallama111 Jul 13, 2010 add a video