Incredibly harsh and horrendous word for a bad vagina, possibly badly shaven. A fishy and abrasive example of the Female genitaliaA word to be used only to stop a conversation.
Gosh, she had a Crab Baddun of a pussy! I think I've got friction burns.

She had a real Crab Baddun, I'm never going to Amsterdam again...
by PhallicCactus November 3, 2011
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