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Cowboy Syndrome

The rash that a male often gets as the scrotum rubs up against the inner thighs from excessive movement. As a result, one walks similar to a cowboy with legs bowed. Thus the term, "Cowboy Syndrome."
John: "Oh my God! I think this is the worst case of Cowboy Syndrome I've ever had. My thighs feel like they're on fire.

Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."
by BlindSyde April 4, 2009
mugGet the Cowboy Syndromemug.

Depressed Cowboy Syndrome

A hardcore republican with zero self-awareness. Usually has a chronic fear of girls from the goth community.
"Man that dudes corny as fuck he def got Depressed Cowboy Syndrome"
by $$Definition June 20, 2023
mugGet the Depressed Cowboy Syndromemug.

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