Covington
A miserable hell-hole on the Kentucky/Cincinnati Border. In Covington you will find junkies, alcoholics,copious amounts of drugs. This place is like a sink hole and the locals find it nearly impossible to escape. The few lucky souls that do make it out always end up back in the shit hole. Covington is purgatory.
I would rather get hit by a mack truck then spend 1 more night in Covington.
by Rare form August 30, 2019
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Covington
A miserable hell-hole on the Kentucky/Cincinnati Border. In Covington you will find junkies, alcoholics,copious amounts of drugs. This place is like a sink hole and the locals find it nearly impossible to escape. The few lucky souls that do make it out always end up back in the shit hole. Covington is purgatory.
I would rather get hit by a mack truck then spend 1 more night in Covington.
by Rare form August 30, 2019
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A woman with a large man eating vagina.
A:Have you seen Dave lately?
B:No! The Covington must've got him.
by Jugszzz April 6, 2007
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The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.
Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.
by 50 Shades of Guff December 9, 2012
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Fort Covington, NY - it's a town just as redneck as it sounds. With one street light, one gas station, one grocery store and one pizzeria, there are plentiful action-packed things to do and see for the 32 people that live in this podunk town. Fifty percent of the locals are above 70 years of age and have never left the town...even for a vacation. The other fifty percent are two-teethed rejects of life that spread their legs for money and live off the welfare system. Yes, this place sure has its charm. Well, no one comes to visit, and those who pass through it barely noticed. The stench of cow shit in the summer may have gotten a passerby's attention, but for the most part - only Indians make their way through Fort Covington, only to go to Canada and smuggle huge amounts of stank weed into the country for double the price. Ahh, the beautiful cow country, dirty Salmon River, and muffin topped ladies pushing strollers of rugrats down Route 37. This town is the pride of the North Country, for sure.
A driver and passenger are cruising down Route 37 and spot a road sign for Fort Covington up ahead.

The car's passenger waits 5 seconds and asks if they had reached the town yet.

But the driver says to the passenger, "Dude, we passed it four seconds ago. Didn't you see that nasty fat bitch licking a custard outside of Leroux's. She's the town judge."
by 12937 November 3, 2010
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When some poor bastard has settled in for a nice shit, you take a yard stick and with full force and slide it under the bathroom door.With any luck you strike them in the side of the ankle. They then bend over sideways wincing in pain, while grabbing their ankle and fall off the dumper.
My nephew went into the shitter with a new Sports Illustrated. Little did he know he was about to fall victim to a Covington Capsize
by hamper Pooper July 5, 2008
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The best damn school in the state of Louisiana. The mascot is the mighty lion! Students come from Covington, Bush, Madisonville, Lee Road, Folsom. The feeder schools are William Pitcher, Fifth Ward Jr., Folsom Jr., Lee Road, Madisonville Jr. We kick butt at sports and have the most legit band in the U.S.
The school is ass-kicking!
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