Covert Plop 

Attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.

My girlfriend was spending the night, and I had to take a dump, so I had to execute a covert plop.

Covert Plop by NCHawk December 1, 2010

covert plops 

A game played in a public restroom where two people poop as quietly as possible in order to avoid detection.

Dude I was in the bathroom playing covert plops and I accidentally let out the loudest fart ever and blew up my spot.

covert plops by DoublePenetrationHolloway February 21, 2007