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Someone who is so obsessed with their significant other that all they do is talk about them, and seem to be less of a functioning person when not around them. A sure fire sign that someone is a couple dork is that they are always texting/talking to them, frequently show off PDA and have a disgusting number of inside jokes with them that no one else understands. These people are normally the bane of a single, lonely person's existence.
Jane: "Jamal, I love you so much. You complete me."
Jamal: "I love you too, babe."
Random bystander: "Get a room. You guys are such couple dorks."
by A knowing individual June 20, 2010