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def.when your girlfriend finds the men or boys in the Twilight saga more titillating than you.
opening night of eclipse i wanted to go out to an extremely epic/sexy dinner date and i got Count Cockblockula'd into watching this stooooooopid movie. Needless to say i had to put my blue balls to bed early.
by theprovidence December 06, 2010