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When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.
Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!
by Big N64 February 25, 2009

Words related to Couch Patrol

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