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An ass cheek carving on couch cushions: The art of sitting home all day, not working and leaving the undeniable ass prints on a brand new/used sofa.
Guy 1: Hey dude what does your wife do for a living? Mine is making some serious cash as an Nurse.

Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.
by StiffPigeon October 28, 2011
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