Cotch/cotchin 

1. To relax. 2. A comfortable seat. 3. A relaxing place or seat. 4. To 'hang out' and relax with others.

Cotch/Cotchin

"I'll be out later, I'm cotchin at the mo."
Meaning I will meet you later, I'm relaxing at the moment.

"Come cotch at mine."
Meaning come and relax at my home.

"let's go to my cotch."
Meaning lets go to my relaxing, comfortable place.

"ah man dis is a cotch."
Meaning this is very comfortable.

Cotch/cotchin by Sunshine Girl July 26, 2006

Crotch Catching 

This is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and "catch" the person's crotch behind them.

Dave: Hey Mary, how was your morning commute?

Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!

Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.

Crotch Catching by Crotch Catcher Inventor August 10, 2010

catching the couch 

Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep

- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof

catching the couch by Bankmaser November 4, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012