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Recieving a Handjob with a wet piece of sandpaper while under the influence of drugs or alcohol .If you notice what is happening and you are in pain, you know you've had a Corroded Johnson
man, i went to my friends house for a sleepover and his mom gave me a Corroded Johnson..Thrice!
by Nick. Hienz April 29, 2005