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A politician who is more concerned with the interests of corporations, but the only reason they champion conservative values like "preserving the family" is to appeal to the conservative masses in order to distract them from their corporatist interests that will eventually screw over their constituents.
"Man, I really like that Mitt Romney guy. He really cares about family."

"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."
by IceColdCapriSunsAreUnderrated February 20, 2012

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