During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 12, 2020
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