Corner Guy 

The single greatest human being in the whole universe. He likes to stand in corners for reasons incomprehensible to our pathetic human brains. He likes motorcycles obviously, and he never talks, but his pale blue eyes and charming disposition do him enough justice. He is a fast runner since standard tracks are circular and have no corners so he runs in search of one. His high speed is one of the many theories that surround his appearances in multiple places at once, other theories including an underground tunnel system, teleportation, and cloning capabilities. Also his name is Ryan.

There is no God but Corner Guy and Ty is his prophet.

Corner Guy by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

Corner guy 

A man who always want to meet on a corner in case he sees someone better walking down the other side side of the street. A man who has a good woman but won't commit in case someone 'better' might be just around the corner.

He lost the best woman he'd ever met because we couldn't give up his corner guy ways.

Corner guy by Toronto gal March 28, 2017

Corner Guy 

Someone who sits in the corner and watches his girl get fucked.

No, Jason is my corner guy I wouldn’t sleep with him.

Corner Guy by SoundSpade March 22, 2024

That one guy in the corner of the class 

Hes just that guy in t he corner eating chips with head phones or smth listening to music and completely ignoring anything the teacher is saying, even if the entire class is staring at him.
Luckily, that guy could be any thing, be it A joe, mia, yunus or a random dark evil sorcerer that can some bunnies and giant carnivorous turtles

Look, its That one guy in the corner of the class

Hmm

He seems to also be a evil sorcerer, considering how there a giant turtle next to him

That one guy in the corner of the class by That one guy that’s depressed August 19, 2020

that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle 

a person who loves spying on people, usually in the gym. this person also loves eating pickles because pickles "sounds funny" and is salty just like when that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle plays video game like overwatch, he always blames the healer for not healing him and always screams when he dies

why is that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle spying on me

that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle by gyfytfdtytyguybuugfdrdsre April 25, 2017

cornerguy 

A Hott SExy Man that loves having man secks in the locker room,
His large body and sexy face,
is so delightfull.

Hey who did you get fucked by matt?
CORNERGUY DUH

cornerguy by WeenieFagbot_ April 15, 2008