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rusty cowboy 

Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.

2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
rusty cowboy by Vaquero#1 March 19, 2014
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Corbyn Besson 

Corbyn Besson is the definition of hot,shnack,full course meal, and ideal boyfriend.
Corbyn Besson by MiAmorCorbyn January 4, 2019

18 naked cowboys 

"In the showers, in the fields.. Anywhere in Ram Ranch"
"There are 18 naked cowboys in the city!"

cowboy country 

Wild West like. Not properly planned and controlled.

unmethodical, unsystematic, undisciplined, unorganized, badly organized, unprepared, inefficient, ineffective, ineffectual, incapable
"The new manager came in and ran the place all cowboy country. It's hopelessly disorganized now."

Corbyn besson 

a really really cute blonde headed boy he's very good at singing and I love him haha but you'd be really lucky to meet him he's the best and the cutest he's really nice and the sweetest
wow did you see corbyn besson he's so nice and cute

douche cowboy 

Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.

Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.

Answers to the follows calls:

"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"
"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"

"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."

"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."

"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!
douche cowboy by spacekitty123 February 2, 2017