Top Definition
Friend, relative, or neighbor assigned to keep an eye on your home while you're out of town so no one steals your air conditioner, hot water heater, etc., for the purpose of stripping it down to sell the copper tubing/parts.
Friend 1: All set for your cruise to the islands? Friend 2: Yeah, man - got my tickets, swimsuit's packed, and dropped the key with the Copper Guardian.
by Zoomin' Rozie January 25, 2011

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