Cooter Loaf 

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form

"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"

Cooter Loaf by sam and junk March 28, 2009

Cooter Loafin'

When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.

"Damn, Sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin' all damn month.

Cooter Loafin' by Sam and junk March 28, 2009

Loafing Cooper 

An amazing Minecraft streamer from Australia who never dies in bedwars :)

Person 1: “Yo! What’re you watching?”
Person 2: “Oh I’m just watching Loafing Cooper”

Loafing Cooper by pedajgordon January 27, 2021