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a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"
by sam and junk March 28, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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