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A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.
"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."

"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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