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A really huge hick town, where there's only a park, gas station, and a library. People in this town like to ride around on lawn mowers, and walk around town, because there really isn't any think else to do. Home to plenty of drunks also, considering it IS in Wisconsin.
"That guy is a total hick" "Must be from Coon Valley, WI"
by Taytaylikespickles February 09, 2012