The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.
Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
by E.M.V.J.J October 11, 2017
Sara- "Dude did you see the comet?!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"
by Professor Mallorey February 26, 2009