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The cool carl is when somebody takes a shit, and places it into the freezer. When the shit is completely frozen, someone else uses the frozen shit as a dildo.
I'm eating a lot of corn and nuts today because I'm gonna prepare my girlfriend a cool carl for her birthday today.
by Andre Paul January 16, 2008
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When an individual freezes their feces and proceeds to use it as an instrument for sexual pleasure. Preferably a dildo.
It’s so hot to day X. I agree Y, and I’m so bored!
Hey! I just remember I prepared two Coolcarls overnight!
by Evangelos January 14, 2007
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