Top Definition
One who bruises easily; is a complete wimp

Wears the same thing EVERY day

Tries to be healthy by getting a salad, but gets pizza also

Juicebag-ish

Possibly homosexual

Weaknesses include: wafers filled with chocolate, people

with lives
The cookie princess cried after he was hit with a wafer cookie.

The cookie princess smelled of feet and continued talking about the seven dwarves.
by spaceymace February 03, 2010

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