A terrible state of having Diarrhea and Constipation at the same time. Usually results in having people tear their clothes of and lose feeling in both legs.
"Hey why wasn't Ashlee at the party last weekend?"
"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"
"What the shit is that?"
"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."
"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"
"What the shit is that?"
"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."
by TheSerpentKing360 January 24, 2009
n. A combination of the words 'constipation' and 'diarrhea'; a condition where it's difficult to excrete feces, but when you do manage to, it's diarrhea
John was regretting having spicy chicken wings last night, because the morning after he had a bad case of fiery constarrhea.
by LoopholeHacker May 31, 2016
A condition which you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't shit. Constarrhea is a combination of constipation and diarrhea.
by Man of 1000 words February 15, 2006