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Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.
During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.
by Etak_soda September 29, 2011