Top Definition
Women, presumably mothers with teenage children, over 50 who dress conservatively and act in such a manner, but are also drop dead gorgeous.

Other forms:
-Conservahottie
-Conservhotasm.
Dude, your mom's a conservahottie.
Looking at her gives me a conservhotasm.
Mom, you're truly conservahot.
by Taybells; March 13, 2009

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