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1.Conservagina is a euphemism for unattainable or difficultly aquired pussy.

2.Also refers to woman with standards, girls without STD's, and blue-ball inducing bitches.
1. "Man, her conservagina is as cold as ice, and it's getting me down."
2. "I've been chasing this conservagina for months, but still haven't gotten any."
by TheKooshMan March 09, 2011