The complete and udder essence of awesome
Whenever something awesome happens to you it is because connor makes it so
Connor cannot be killed in battle, he can only fall asleep at random times
Huge Dick,PUSSY ONLY!
He is the human form of Chuck Norris
Connor is so awesome that he can melt his enemies into rock.... exactly
"That text was lame,i wish we had a connor"
"Connor gets me hard"
"Connor was raised by wolves"
A tall Irish guy, usually red haired with an ass ton of freckles, a cool guy that puts on a tough exterior but is really a great listener. He's also awesome at partys and can do a keg stand like its nobodies business, well I mean he's Irish so its natural.
Whoa shit check it out Connor's doing another beer bong hit.
A pretty boy, who denies it 9 times out of 10. With an Abercrombie model's figure, and the charm of a drunken college boy, Connor is a lady's man and a man's man. Also known as Kiwi to a select few.
Dude: "Yo Kiwi, how was screwing that chick with the crazy tits in your friend's mom's bed last night?"
Connor: "I'm not that pretty!"
Connor resides in the North Eastern United States. It is a sizely beast that is known to refine massive amounts of illicit substances and alcohal into solid gold encrusted platinum bars. They typically are known to roam coniferous woodlands and are armed with sharp objects; Often mistaken for a Samsquanch; A nocturnal creature by nature, an encounter will likely result in a mugging followed by violent rape, following this act he will then harvest your tears. During light hours they are docile in nature and can be approached safely and pet; very easily coaxed by soup, candy bars, and children.
Justin: I got raped by a samsquanch last night, behind my house!
Seamus: Was he a hairy 'ol beast ?
Justin: No, he was holding a knife and smelled of vodka.
Seamus: Ah ye was no samsquanch, twas a connor !
The hottest, sweetest British guy you will ever meet. He's always there for you when you need him and he gives fantastic advice. Loves to party, drink, smoke weed and is just an all together fun guy. A little slow at times, but he makes up for it with his looks, personality, and partying skills.
"That guy's really cute!"
"That's my boyfriend.."
"Wow, you're lucky! He's a real Connor!"
A friend from high school; most likely with 3 or more testicles.
"Did you hear how connor's been?"
"I haven't seen him since high school"
"Dude, the guy had 3 balls."
Guy who won't be your friend until he is payed otherwise
you:Hey Connor I'll give you $10 to be my friend for a week
Lover of hounds; hound nobleman
Hey Connor, how was that bitch last night? | Oh it was great, I'm living up to my name