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The complete and udder essence of awesome
Whenever something awesome happens to you it is because connor makes it so
Connor cannot be killed in battle, he can only fall asleep at random times
He is the human form of Chuck Norris
Connor is so awesome that he can melt his enemies into rock.... exactly
"That text was lame,i wish we had a connor"
"Connor gets me hard"
"Connor was raised by wolves"
by UberCrazyInsane April 01, 2009
1971 907
A God in man form. Equipped with an excessively large penis. All the women fall for him. Has an obsession with Kat's ass
Damn he is so manly his name must be Connor!
by ManWithaBigPenisland November 12, 2013
1 1
An awesome tall guy who prefers iPhone over android and likes soda and tv. He knows a lot of martial arts like karate, tae Kwon do, ju jitsu, moi tae, pretty much everything. Has brown hair and green eyes with a goofy but loving and caring personality. His hair is freaking long and wears glasses. If u are a Connor, you have most likely dated a wonderful blonde girl who is just like you and known since kindergarten. Connor will listen to you through everything you say if its not chores related. If you ever date or know a Connor (I'm a guy and this definition is on me LOL) then don't break his heart like the blonde girl just like him. If you know a Connor, don't make him mad or he will go karate kid on your ass (if you are a boy). The complete essence and era of awesome and coolness.
*connor walks over to his buddy group when they are felling crappy* sup guys, what's wrong?

Oh hey Connor. We just found out that Nathan's pet just died.

Aw man that sucks.
Well he did have bad hips.
He is in a better place where he has no displeasing and comfort forever

Wow Connor. I never know you liked animals

Are you kidding? Why else would I offer to take care of your guys' pets? I have a dog and cat and they are the nicest animals ever.

My dog loves tennis balls. You could say he is BALListic.

*everyone starts laughing their heads off*

You are the best, Connor!
by Ronnocwwefan April 22, 2013
5 5
He is the most sweestest of guys brown eyes, brown hair, and freckles. He may date one girl after the next but he is amazing. He is funny even when he he shouldnt be and he has a good heart. He may be a pain but once you get to know him it wont matter. Dont ever lose a Connor. It will be the worst mistake of your life. Trust me. I will always be my best friend.
Girl: i just lost my connor
by Babykat1214 October 02, 2012
4 4
A tall Irish guy, usually red haired with an ass ton of freckles, a cool guy that puts on a tough exterior but is really a great listener. He's also awesome at partys and can do a keg stand like its nobodies business, well I mean he's Irish so its natural.
Whoa shit check it out Connor's doing another beer bong hit.
by Twinkier2299 August 09, 2012
4 4
A pretty boy, who denies it 9 times out of 10. With an Abercrombie model's figure, and the charm of a drunken college boy, Connor is a lady's man and a man's man. Also known as Kiwi to a select few.
Dude: "Yo Kiwi, how was screwing that chick with the crazy tits in your friend's mom's bed last night?"
Connor: "I'm not that pretty!"
by Screech/Wesley Snipes January 09, 2012
4 5
Connor resides in the North Eastern United States. It is a sizely beast that is known to refine massive amounts of illicit substances and alcohal into solid gold encrusted platinum bars. They typically are known to roam coniferous woodlands and are armed with sharp objects; Often mistaken for a Samsquanch; A nocturnal creature by nature, an encounter will likely result in a mugging followed by violent rape, following this act he will then harvest your tears. During light hours they are docile in nature and can be approached safely and pet; very easily coaxed by soup, candy bars, and children.
Justin: I got raped by a samsquanch last night, behind my house!

Seamus: Was he a hairy 'ol beast ?

Justin: No, he was holding a knife and smelled of vodka.

Seamus: Ah ye was no samsquanch, twas a connor !
by John Seamus'en Whiskey February 09, 2012
8 14
The hottest, sweetest British guy you will ever meet. He's always there for you when you need him and he gives fantastic advice. Loves to party, drink, smoke weed and is just an all together fun guy. A little slow at times, but he makes up for it with his looks, personality, and partying skills.
"That guy's really cute!"
"That's my boyfriend.."
"Wow, you're lucky! He's a real Connor!"
by OneBigRoomFullaBadBtchz November 16, 2011
4 11