1. Touching yourself inappropriatly while watching spongebob squarepants while your cat(or dog) licks your feet.
"I was doing some Conner Bennett the other day!" i said."That's also when i found out i liked to watch llamas at the zoo spit on people while i whacked off." i told my girlfriend.
by Thatcrackerwholikeschicken April 29, 2012
Can you define these popular missing words?