A word used to describe something that is incredibly glitchy. The glitches can be intentional or unintentional, but if it is glitchy to the point where it is broken, it is conk.
'Did you play that level everyone's been talking about? It was really conk.'
'I played Big Rigs the other day, that game was really conk.'
by Lowonk June 24, 2020
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a very large but wrinkled and unattractive dick. usually as a result of too much jacking off
his cock is huge, too bad its a conk! haha
by mister smiles March 3, 2009
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When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.
"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."
by Battle-Cat March 7, 2010
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After the party, everyone conked out and didn't stay up past 2 am.
by DavidA January 30, 2006
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The arch enemy of the well known BEPIS
HOLY FUCK THAT GUY DRINKS CONKE HE HAS AUTISM!!!!
by SmallDickAsian December 6, 2017
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A procedure in which the hair of an african-american boy is straightened through the use of potatoes, lye,vaseline,and soap. It is a mark of passage to adulthood and masculinity, because of the intense pain inherent in the process.
''Damn right, it's hot, thats the lye...it's going to burn when I comb it in--it burns bad...Shorty started combing it in. But then my head caught fire... The comb felt as if it was raking my skin off.''
--Autobiography of MalcolmX--
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