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Con⋅'junc⋅ti⋅fied - Cuhn⋅junc⋅tif⋅eyed

–adj(used with subject)
The state of being disarranged and uncomfortable with respect to one's clothing

Synonyms: disheveled, discombobulated, rumpled, tousled

Origin:
1990s, Kristinism, first noted in Rockland County, NY
"Ugh! this sweater never lays right! I'm all conjunctified!"
by Urbanjester November 19, 2008