Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.

Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.

Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

Tongoloid 

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them

Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”

Tongoloid by Tongoloid April 25, 2019

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation 

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.

Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

mongoloid patrol 

any bus or van full of retards

mongoloid patrol by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Kongoloid 

A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.

Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.

You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.

Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.

Kongoloid by seabrook February 25, 2011

Bongoloid 

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

Bongoloid by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

consolidate your feces 

To get a grip; have it all together

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

consolidate your feces by AlexCarrera February 5, 2009