This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.
Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.