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The head of conefusciounisim, conefuscious lived thousands of years ago and taught the world the morals of smoking bongs and having rspect for your elders. Not to be confused with Confuscious his do gooder brother who never touched drugs in his life.
Keiran - I follow my life by the teachings of Conefuscious.
Tim - And what is that?

Keiran- smoke bongs everyday

by Deliciouschuck September 06, 2008

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