| 1. | Condomitis Interruptus | ||
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Definition 1: Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors). Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus. Definition 2: Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors). Definition 3: Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe. Definition 4: Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber. "Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."
---------- "Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass." |
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