A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU Sniper March 5, 2007
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Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant
by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2005
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A annoying piece of silicon that ruins sexual intercourse between two horny ass kids who cant keep their pants on, most likely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
The hulk wants to be let out of its cage and in roam around in your love hole, screw the condom.
by kaoke October 17, 2009
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a barrier between men and their goal
DAMN!!! NOT A CONDOM!!!!!!
by ooooooooooosnap November 26, 2010
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Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.
Pregger girl: thanks a lot for using a "Condom"
Guy:ur welcome fatty
by Lu Lu Karie January 15, 2012
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