conal

conal is a person who has a MASSAIVE dick and usally gets all the ladies conals are extremely good looking and very caring

girl: who is that sexy man over there
freind:oh that is just conal

by cuminurbum69 March 19, 2020

Conal

A big lad. He always has two dogs at his side (with a gun in his pocket). He usually drives a massive lorry while reading a physics textbook at the wheel. All in all, a pretty sound dude.

Ashley “Where’s Conal?”
Daniel “Probably taking out the dogs”
Ashley “Ok he’ll be back in 6 hours then”

by Jerome69420 February 5, 2021

conal

A blow to the face with a fist.

He met conal.

by Kiwi. October 17, 2003

Conal

Extremely accident prone and a true freak of nature. Usually bears the mark of a swastika and always parkouring around random areas.

Cody: "Who's the freak here at the wedding? He just got lit on fire!"

Kam: "Oh that's just Conal."

by Hershel Orr May 24, 2013

conal

Gobshite

(Hollers): Gobshite!
Conal: Yes?

by Bob July 24, 2003

Conalism

When someone abruptly leaves a what's app group due to fake coronavirus symptoms.

Conalism was rife on WhatsApp yesterday.

by Conalcorona April 13, 2020

conalled

To be conalled is to be so drunk at pre's you pass out before you reach the first pub.

I am so conalled right now

by leicesterfacts December 6, 2016