by ying&yang August 29, 2008
by Professor Goggleye-Aklibok, PhD November 3, 2005
A word to describe a glutton, one who begs for food until he/she becomes so frustrated that he/she bites you on the leg. Typically a fat yet very attractive individual, slothful yet endearing. Sometimes has eye herpes and a missing front tooth.
He came over to hang out and ended up eating the entire pumpkin pie I made earlier for my family reunion tomorrow. I should have been mad at the comstock but he looked so helpless due to the resulting nausea that I just wanted to give him a hug.
by Meghan R. November 23, 2006
1) When a politician hides from an important issue by blasting out a smokescreen of photo-ops and tweets about inoffensive issues that everyone agrees on, like kissing babies and supporting the troops.
2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.
3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical
4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.
5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.
6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.
7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.
8) See also: ethically challenged
2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.
3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical
4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.
5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.
6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.
7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.
8) See also: ethically challenged
He is comstocking on that issue until it goes away.
She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.
He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!
She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.
She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.
He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!
She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.
by Make a Mental Note July 12, 2017
City of about 10,000 residents just north of Grand Rapids, MI. Home to historical landmarks such as Nick Fink's Bar and Brenner's Bait Shop. A large road called West River Dr. runs through it, making it one of only two reasons anybody would be in Comstock Park and not live there. The other is Fifth Third Ballpark, formerly Old Kent Ballpark, and it is home to the West Michigan Whitecaps. Comstock Park has its own complete Public Schooling system, with a nearly 95% regret rate for college-bound graduates of its high school. It also is home to many major business franchises mostly housed on Alpine Ave, which is bordered by an elaborate and modern apartment complex called York Creek. The middle school is called Mill Creek. There's a Mill Creek Tavern. They are proud of their creeks. But the creeks are filled with pee and glass.
Person 1: Imma head into Comstock Park in a minute.
Person 2: Oh really? Can you pick me up some bait and a polar pop?
Person 1: Naw man you'd have to come with, I only have enough money to buy that dimebag.
Person 2: Oh really? Can you pick me up some bait and a polar pop?
Person 1: Naw man you'd have to come with, I only have enough money to buy that dimebag.
by GreetingFriends May 3, 2011
A way of describing a quantity of something that totally kicks ass. Use like tits or money .
Nothing to do with the gold-find.
Nothing to do with the gold-find.
by Adam Malone January 31, 2005
by ScottyPhillips February 25, 2011