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Computer Tan 

The pasty white skin condition videogameaholics and computer nerds in general suffer from.

This is caused by their rare appearance into the offline world, with insufficient exposure to UV light these otherwise healthy looking people develop a very pale face & body.

This is not to be used to describe albino's and red heads as their habits have nothing to do with their pale complexion.

Also not meant to describe un-brown people, stritly to describe extraordinarily pale folk.

Common side affects: over weight due to fast food & cheetos , ultra skinny due to refusing to get off the computer to even eat let alone excersise
Steve: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Darwin: "Not much, worked on my computer tan"
Computer Tan by Alex01tib November 10, 2007
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computergangster 

Someone so 1337, that their computer skill is equivalent of a real world gangster.
Damn dude, I know you're good, but that guy who just pwnd you is a downright computergangster!
computergangster by my name May 6, 2005

computerman 

someone who absolutely loves memes and big men.
Computerman over there said his favorite dessert was real men...
computerman by illpumpyesilly May 18, 2016
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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