totes comfy

Abbreviation for totally comfortable. Often used by girlfriends who make up rediculous abbreviations in baby talk, but unknowingly and ultimately demasculate their boyfriends

Come on babe you've been asleep on the couch for an hour, let's go to bed

But I'm totes comfy, I don't want to get up

by Kajmoney May 9, 2011

comfy chomps

Baddest bitch on the island and sexy as hell if you main this you are hot gorgeous and amazing

Comfy chomps is a baddie

by Shark simpp November 3, 2020

Comfy Castle

A charming little place to make some great friends and get tons of cookies.

Ruff: Wanna come over to Comfy Castle?
René: Yes! We can have a cookie fight!
Dino: :CookieDoggo:

by SirCafé June 10, 2021

comfy as a starfish

Very comfortable, comparable to one being “snug as a bug”

Fred: I love blankets!
Bob: You look comfy as a starfish, friend.
Fred: Thank you.

by SpiderExpert43 August 19, 2023

Comfy Wumfy

Comfy Wumfies tend to be consistently cheerful people who insist--nay, demand--that the world be a 'nice place'. They enforce this belief by wearing T-shirts with kittens, or large, chunky, homemade sweaters. They believe in 'the environment', but can't be bothered to recycle. They eschew any movie/book/musical offering that they see as 'nasty'. They tend to move and mate in groups, forever having 'get togethers' where they can talk in a sort of sing song babytalk about how their boss is 'such a poo'. They praise Mac Computers, but only because their fellow granola eaters told them to. Sex with a Cumfy Wumfy is not advised, unless one likes rainbows, unicorns, or bad poetry.

Teachers, herbal store employees, burnt out Grateful Dead fans, anyone who looks back on the Sixties as 'paradise, man.'

by Ultraboy June 5, 2005

Comfy J

The most comfortable position of pillow laying; the body is in between to large pillows. Used mostly for sex, or watching tv. Or both.

James: What do you want now?
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.

by Filipino Fury August 23, 2007

Comfi Boi

When you aren't feeling comfortable and must retreat to you bed for maximum comfort.

The comfi boi wasn't feeling comfortable and went home to his Bob-o-pedic mattress because the wilderness wasn't comfortable enough

by KrankyKay August 6, 2016