comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"

me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*

by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010

getting Comcasted

A. Losing connection or experiencing an extreme LAG spike at a pivotal moment when you need your internet to work, such as a boss fight in an online game or during a big presentation over zoom.

B. also known as getting "Xfinity'd"

Hey guys! Sorry I caused us to wipe and lose hours of raid progress - I keep getting Comcasted.

My apologies, Mr. Arasaka. I got Xfinity'd during the presentation with the investors. I'll commit seppuku now...

by Tamilder April 16, 2021

Comcastic

When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.

My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(

by rreighe2 March 26, 2016

Comcaster

Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!

Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!

by broberts22 December 17, 2019