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Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
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He comes from a different time 

A phrase used by many people as means of justification for an older person doing or saying something typically racist, sexist, or simply insensitive. This is said because these senile people come from a time when Jews were thought of as lesser, being gay was automatic hell in your life, and don't even get me started on being black.
Gramps: Those damn Jews and their smartass Asians are stealing all of America's money! I bet they're gay too!
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...

Here comes santa paws

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates cats dressed for Christmas!
Here comes Santa Paws celebrates pets dressed for Christmas!

if push comes to shove 

"If push comes to shove then we'll . . . . . "

Colloquial southern English meaning, " if it really comes to it" "if there's no other choice/option/possibility"
"If push comes to shove . . . . then we'll have to get a taxi "

But here comes Sebastian Vettel

An expression for an euphoric feeling felt by F1 fans.

Its origin dates back to the 2018 Belgian GP, when Sebastian Vettel overtook Lewis Hamilton after overtaking him on the Kemmel Straight.
Person 1: Wow, Seb has got a good exit through Radillion...

Person 2: ......but here comes Sebastian Vettel (cums)
To get turned on or about to feel a certain emotion.
Maria: Jimin looks so hot I’m about to combust!
Anne: dang me too
Combust by Mariethemaria May 29, 2019
A hot piece of news/ information of someone or something that usually start rumors
We shouldn't be talking comess about your ex
comess by Kalm Kay January 2, 2017