To combarstinize is to render unto someone the state of combarsting.
E.g., While hunting thessits, one may induce combarstinization in the wild thessit. This may be done by blowtorch, crossbow, Trogdor, or spraying with Axe
Q. Hey, Nate, what should we do to that guy todaY?
A. I think we should combarstinize him