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Being so wealthy that the massive weight of your house needs to be supported by large columns, beams or arches. Columns may be used as a purely decorative element to display ones immense wealth and completely unnecessary for structural purposes.
Did you see his new home in Beverly Hills? That boy is column rich. I bet there's a tennis court in the backyard.
by Norms K January 13, 2014